cumaeansibyl:

moveslikekeithrichards:

when we talk about killing Cringe Culture that includes harmless Weird Fetishes too. if you rag on people who are into like feet or vore or inflation or whatever and make a whole big thing of yelling about how cursed it is thats super lame of you and i wish you the courage to Grow Up

FAQ for people who will choose to misinterpret this post:

  • no, this is not about pedophilia or whatever awful thing you want to accuse me of supporting
  • no, i am not saying you have to enjoy these things. i am saying we shouldnt shame other people for enjoying them
  • no, i am not saying its ok for people to deliberately expose or involve others in their sexual interests without consent
  • yes, i am calling you a big baby if you make a show of acting like weird fetishes are soooo cursed bleach my eyes kill it with fire etc. googoogaga Grow Up
  • if you are annoying on this post im blocking you

the other day on reddit people were going OH MY GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE about someone’s post history so naturally I looked despite all the dire warnings

it was fantasies about swinging/cuckolding. that’s it. that’s all. and sure they were kind of hokey but mainly because of the “imagine X” format. hardly even explicit. and I’m like did he delete something? this is barely kink. this shit is described in the old testament. calm the actual hell down.

vodka-bot:

tenmiceinacoat:

“oh you know him”

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being trans unlocks the ability to multiclass at level 12

muppethole:

can another billionaire die i’m tired of hearing about these two movies

macklesufficient:

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

pearlmania500:

When you have to spend 45 minutes arguing the plot of a doll movie cause your political movement is definitely winning in the marketplace of ideas and you attempted to grow a beard to hide your botched lip filler in your old navy outlet Jean jacket.

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punalippulaiva:

linesca:

lily-learns-finnish:

So bachelor in Finnish is just “boyman” (poikamies)? That’s hilarious. So you can say “Sä oot niin poikamies”. (“You’re such a boyman.”)

The apartment in which a single man lives is a poikamiesboksi, a boy man box.

Ah, but let’s not forget bachelorette: rather than being the logical tyttönainen (girl woman), it is poikamiestyttö (boy man girl).

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

Sorry to all of the people who had to flee book Twitter because of Elon. I can simulate it for you right here though!

Author who wrote a YA book called something like “Crown of Suck and Bone”: I wish I could put my English teacher down with a bolt gun for making me read Shakespeare instead of REAL literature like Love Simon in high school

Former Ana Mardoll reply guy: This. LITERALLY this. Expecting people like me, who have synesthesia, to read Shakespeare is rooted in

Person whose profile pic is Dostoevsky w/ huge naturals: I hope the world blows up tomorrow

cheeselegstheblog:

kaijuno:

patrik-star:

When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip

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when the,. when,, then the pu, the pus, when - when you- the

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