Me: have you ever read
alone on the water
Sam: no xD chelsea's been bothering me to read it
and i'm scared
Me: I read it IN CLASS
Me: because I'm retarded
I put my head on the desk
and pretended to sleep
Me: while choking back tears
Sam: oh jesus
Me: read ittttt
Me: "I sit and I hear the words. I am numb.
Inoperable. Deep. Intracranial pressure. Terribly sorry. Options. Arrangements.
Sherlock sits next to me, legs crossed. He is calm. "How long do I have?" is all he asks.
The neurosurgeon is a classmate of mine from Bart's. He's a good man. He is looking at me with sympathy, presuming what they all do. I don't mind so much. "A month. At the outside." "
Sam: oh god
Me: "I have more questions but Sherlock is on his feet. "Thank you, Doctor. Come, John." And he is out of the room. I start to follow.
"John – I'm so sorry," says my old friend. "We can make him comfortable."
I laugh. I'm surprised to hear it come out of my mouth. "He's never been comfortable in his life. No need to start now."
We say nothing on the cab ride home. I am staring out the window. Look at that. Look at the world, still turning. I feel like I've fallen off.Sherlock's fingers drum on his knee. He is out of the cab before it's hardly stopped and into the flat, running up the stairs. Then he's into his files. Looking, tossing, stacking. I have no idea what he's doing. "
Sam: are you gonna send me the whole thing via msn
Sam: (7:04 PM)
i am not crying and eating tonight, ashley
Sam: (7:21 PM)
fuck damn it ashley i hate you
How Tumblr introduced me to Sherlock
Tumblr: Look at all of these posts about this TV show!
Me: Oh neat, they made a TV show about Sherlock Holmes.
Me: Is that Martin Freem--
Me: Who's Benedict Cumber--
Tumblr: EVERYTHING IS SHERLOCK.
Me: I think I should watch an episode of Sherl-
Me: ... just to see what all the fuss is about.
Tumblr: FUCKING SHERLOCK.
Me: Holy shit.
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Moffat: "The vital clue is something that Sherlock did that was VERY out of character."
Me: "He threw himself off a building."
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