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SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and I didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
I didn't know what Missing e. was
then tumblr went to war on it so I did my homework and realized it was exactly what I needed I’m a victim of the Barbra Streisand effect
How to hunt a rabbit in Skyrim with an arrow...
fromtokyotoseoul: > Find a rabbit (Usually found in forests or fields) > Give chase > FUS RO DAH > Approach carcass > Shoot with arrow > ???? > PROFIT!
nickelodeon: I have an idea
world: YOU'LL RELEASE KORRA
nickelodeon: what if we released
nickelodeon: house of anubis 3
nickelodeon: do you like my idea
waderudy: i hate when i start a show i like and it’s like OH GREAT NOW I GOTTA BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THESE FEELS
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
That awkward moment when you like a ship so much...
gabbitygabbgabb: I don’t even know what canon is anymore.
dear merlin writers,
Merlin: The Drinking Game
1967chevytardis: So accurate
Don't forget the milk.: Calling all Sherlock fans!... →
ineveryending: Please reblog this new post. Anyone who reblogs or likes the old one as of this being posted will be messaged with a link to this post, so you may as well reblog/like this one. I’ve gotten messages and people in reblogs saying they don’t quite understand what I’ve…
Finding Sherlock: Tumblr, Let's Talk About... →
findingsherlock: Its about how you do douchy things like this: So a little girl, 16 by the looks of it, tries to be attractive. She’s told by her peers, by her teachers, by her enemies and friends, by her parents, by her favorite band and favorite movie that if she isn’t attractive she’s worthless. She’s… I hold to the belief that if you’re posting something on the internet,...
This is it
I’m done. I’ve been dealing with this for 15 years and I’m done. I’m done talking about solutions and what we could and should do. I’m just going to do it. I refuse to be called your excuse of the week. The family’s getting involved where they should have gotten involved years ago. I don’t care how drastic. It’s happening, and it’s your...
Rick Perry's Comment Section on Youtube
Is a beautiful thing and I encourage everyone to read it I also encourage checking out his dislikes on that video and refreshing every few seconds to watch the numbers rise I also want a tshirt that says “I WATCHED RICK PERRY DESTROY HIS CAMPAIGN 2012”
People I would sooner see in the office of the...
roxanneritchi: Christian Bale as Batman Two paperback copies of Catcher in the Rye duct-taped together, back to back This photo of Stephen King Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King: Extended Edition on DVD and Blu-ray
horribullshit: WORLD-BUILDING WEDNESDAY: Leave a... →
doctorscience: GENERAL: 1. What are some of the tropes you would use to describe your characters? 2. What are some personal problems that your characters are dealing with? 3. What are your characters’ morning routines? 4. What are your characters’ favorite things to eat for breakfast? …
fastpuck: zerachin: reaill: adriofthedead: teardropscars: never-be-hopeless: blast-endedskrewt: YES YES YES I will always reblog this. ALWAYS. OR WAS IT OH MY GOD HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THIS I haven’t reblogged this yet fix’d that problem GET ON MY BLOG AGAIN and my wife and boss and kids and parents will say we were wrong about you dennis